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Bitch

When a skank steals your debit card and airdrops it to your math class
by Moe_lester46 February 5, 2023
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A "Bitch"

one who does laundry, cleans the counters, makes the bed, makes the waffles, enjoys being slapped in the face with huge nuts, enjoys giving blumpkins, does the dishes, is constantly naked around the house, will never shart, and never speaks.
A "Bitch" is a good thing to have by your side.
by scotty j nukka February 22, 2006
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bitch

1. a scared or weak person
2. a female
3. person who rides in the middle of two people in a car
4. a person who does or says whatever you tell them to
5. a mean female
1. why you bein a bitch, just go fight that nigga
2. theres no guys here just a bunch of bitches
3. I'm not ridin bitch i want a window
4. don't do it if you dont want to, you aint his bitch
5. stop bein a bitch u mean all the time
by miKKi da downassbitch February 1, 2009
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Bitch

What a wanna-be alpha male calls a woman who will not have sex with him.
Dude: "So, ya wanna suck my dick?"

Woman who, until she says this, is either a whore, slut, alpha female or prized piece of ass: "No."

Dude: Sneers, "I bought you a drink ya fuckin' Bitch! What the hell's the matter with you?"
by Elder_8 July 31, 2009
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bitch

Being
In
Total
Control
Of
Him

Simply: Bitch.
Pers1: WTF are u doing??
Pers2: Bitching
by Vila December 12, 2007
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Bitch

A girl who trys to "keep it real" too much but ends up coming off as a mean jerk. A bitch has a couple fake friends who she could loose at any second and she usually never realizes this. Every grade has a popular bitch who everyone pretends to like.
girl1: You know that Lucy Stuart girl?

girl2: YEAH shes a bitch! She told me my shirt was ugly because she wanted to keep things real, even though she still talks shit about everyone.
girl1:Yeah. Whatever, what goes around comes around bitches!
by youknowyouloveme123 April 4, 2011
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