beef grease 

The thickened leftover vaginal fluid around the base of the penis, normally tangled amongst the pubes creating a creamy semi- gelatinous coating that must be vigorously removed after prolonged vaginal intercourse.

After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.

beef grease by The meat keeper July 22, 2015

Beef Rub 

When two, large, heavier set, lesbians engage in a hot, sweaty orgasmic scissor session.

Dude what the hell is that noise in the apartment upstairs? Sounds like two mating Bulls.

It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.

Beef Rub by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Beef House 

A rip-roaring reality show that broadcasts the antics of Tim and Eric and an assortment of other oddball characters.

I watched Beef House the other night and literally crapped my pants laughing.

Beef House by Rico Cooper May 26, 2020

Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity

Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!

Beef Curtain by Jacket22 August 1, 2012

beef witted apple john 

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

beef witted apple john by Tony John C October 10, 2007

Beef Curtains 

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.

Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.

Beef Curtains by roast beef lover February 25, 2009

Beef Jerky 

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

Beef Jerky by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010