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Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp
you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"
by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018
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Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.
Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.
by D_2E March 6, 2018
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Pussy Bathing

another name for the baths that has a shower above it, the phrase made by chap
I don't shower in small baths that has a shower above it that's " pussy bathing"
by RIPii August 4, 2019
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Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina
Tom was bush-beating clair.
by dak280 March 23, 2020
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Syllable Beatings

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.

In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.

In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.

Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.

Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
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Barely Breathing

Anthem for our country, our democracy, for Covid victims and victims of police brutality, all gasping for air.

"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.
'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
by Monkey's Dad July 13, 2020
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Fire breathing dragon

When a ginger(redhead) male smears their penis in hot sauce and expects a blowjob.
"did you hear Billy asked for a fire breathing dragon last night?"
by Canadianbacn16 August 18, 2020
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