bashmouth

The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.

Side-effects may include one or all of the following:

-Cottonmouth

-Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,

-Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,

-Aversion to natural light,

-Minor/Spatial amnesia

-Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,

-While taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,

-Excessive swallowing,

-Excessive drinking,

-Physical weakness,

-Cranial expansion,

-Overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,

-Blue handprints on your toilet.

See bash.

Friend#1: "Oh come on, we're all headed to breakfast, who cares if you're eyebrows are missing?"

Friend#2: "It's not that, I've got some major bashmouth that I'm killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that fucking door, you're letting the light in."

bashmouth by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006

old granny basher 

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

old granny basher by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

Fag Bashing

The hobby/act of seeking out homosexuals to physically assault.

James is gonna go to the state pen for awhile. He got popped by the cops for fag bashing.

Fag Bashing by VitoVane December 2, 2017

Stoner Bashin Time 

The time in which subhuman boneheads beat someone up who is too enebriated to defend themselves. An extreme act of cowardice where idiotic simians make themselves appear hard by breaking the bones of a person who is barely able to stand up!

Person 1 I like that girl but she only likes bad boys
Person 2 Well do something bad then
Person 1 I'm a pussy
Person 2 Go bash that stoner, even you can beat someone up who is practically asleep
Person 1 Wahey! It's Stoner Bashin Time.

Stoner Bashin Time by Azzylum July 22, 2008

Bashing 

1. Hitting someone or something hard.
2. Giving someone a going over, beating them up.
3. Criticising or insulting, in a derogatory manner, something which you don't like. Usually refers to different cultures or countries.

1. I was watching Jamie bashing his car because it wouldn't start, it was funny.
2. Indeed, those chavs gave that old man a bashing.
3. Main Pastimes of England:
1)Football
2)Cricket
3)Rugby
4)Bashing the French
5)Bashing the Americans

Bashing by jonhjohn April 12, 2006

Verbal Bashing

An excessive use of language in a criticizing manner.

PERSON A: So I went to the store today.
PERSON B: Why do you think i care about the store? ...dumbass. I hate the fact that you always have to keep everyone constantly aware of your each little thing you do assuming that the rest of us have nothing better to do than listen to your stupid side comments about shit that nobody wants to hear about? You are an idiot, always have been, always will be.
PERSON A: Why must you give me a verbal bashing?

Verbal Bashing by Ilya and Andrew September 9, 2008

Keyboard basher 

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.

Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)

Keyboard basher by Androktasie November 14, 2005