Because I’m Batman

The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.

Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:

Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”

Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”

by Batman the Animated Series April 11, 2020

Abuelita de batman

What Carmen likes to say instead of ahuevo.

Daniel: ¿Vamos a comer pescado hoy?
Carmen: Abuelita de Batman

by What Pedro March 5, 2023

Bates

Bates(aka Big lipped Bastard)is John Carroll's Hero. Very racist and educated in firearms. Damn Sexy. Very, very big lips. If your listen closely in the halls, you can hear him say "Stupid Nigger!" and "Hell No!". Despite his unusual appearence , Bates takes a hip-hop dance class and can back it up like nobody's buisness.

Whos that guy with those huge ass lips? Ooh that's just Bates.

by Peety Bates. March 9, 2005

batman

The Dark Knight. Originally a DC comic book, then sprouted into a TV series, then a cartoon, and then different motion pictures. Batman is known world wide. Bruce Waynes parents were killed when he was just a child, so now he seeks vengenace on all criminals in Gotham City. His arch-nemisis is The Joker. Batman has many villians, but with his martial arts fighting style, great strength, and a belt full of awesome gadgets, they are all a piece of cake.

Robin is Batmans side-kick. There have been many Robins, starting with Jason Todd. Jason Todd soon left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. The Robin after him was Dick Grayson. After Dick Grayson got older, he left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. Batmans newest side-kick Robin is Tim Drake, who hasn't left him yet.

Robin: Holy oil slick Batman! They got away!

Batman: I am vengenace. I am the knight. I am Batman.

by not so super hero October 18, 2006

bates

Someone who is beyond lazy and generally cares nothing for life.

person 1: "Hese done nothing but watch TV all day"
Person 2:"Init what a toser, hese a pure bates"

by lloyd90 October 1, 2007

Batmo<word>

Derived from Batman's Batmobile, the prefix Batmo can be used to describe well...anything! A Batmo object is automatically a very awesome object.

1. These Batmopants fit me really well and look great!
2. That girl's got a fine Batmobutt.

by Zachary F. July 4, 2005

Fly The Batman

To have a good time to the point of forgeting everything else. A referce to the joy of flying a batman kite when a kid. (this reference may not be universal)

I think the defintion is good enough

by Roarke December 1, 2003