Alaskan thunder cunt

When you put Ice pack on your cunt then fuck a stranger till their dick get soft because of the cold.

Damn Janet, I gave that guy from the club an Alaskan thunder cunt!!!! He was so mad!!!!!

by Alaskan thunder cunt July 2, 2017

allass

All Might's thicc ass that will make man or woman a thottie

Caesarino, do you think the allass was thiccer than usual in the newest episode?

by BoonBoonChan August 14, 2017

alaskan air drop

When one ejaculates into a helium filled balloon and releases it into the air.

As the people get weary about the sticky white substance in their hair, billy grinned knowing they received his Alaskan air drop.

by FreezyBweezy October 2, 2017

alaskan beanie

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.

Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

by SpitOnDeFakeKween January 18, 2018

Alaskan Volcano

When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.

I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.

by Blame The Clown February 20, 2018

alaskan crabwalk

The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.

“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.

“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.

by definitely_not_nave May 26, 2018

Alaska Lead

An aviation slang for a lead who loves to teach other subordinates a good lesson. He will go and do whatever it takes and no matter the cost just to get a taste of that asshole. Avoid these guys in aviation, if he put it on his resume. It's probably a lie.

I was an Alaska Lead last night, I used a lot off butt holes. Oh well at least mines doesn't hurt.

by a seeker not a destroyer September 7, 2018