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Alan

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Alan

A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.
“Alan is a nice person.”
by Jtay23 January 24, 2024
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Alan Reet

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.
Holy shit, it's Alan Reet, hide your copper wire!
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by Jbukrnr_07 May 5, 2025
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Alan Reet

Tiktok man that grafts dark matter surrons all day . Often associated with the chavgartha plot.
Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"
by X-sav May 10, 2025
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Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
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