by mudkip124 February 11, 2014
"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "
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by Dick L. December 14, 2013
When you tape you peehole shut and jerk off so the cum builds pressure in your dick and it all explodes out like a waterfall.
by Thikyboi December 18, 2019
The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
The Chinese scam is a really convincing scam sent by email, only its written in Chinese and you can't read it.
My inbox is full of Chinese scams.
by Dysklyver November 26, 2017
The act of two men pulling back their foreskins while touching tips. Once both heads come together both partners shall release the hold of their foreskins, therefor both foreskins shall come together forming an unbreakable seal.
by Bdog2525 November 29, 2019
Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!
by Robin Masters January 18, 2011