by urbandict999 June 9, 2019
Get the chinese massagemug. The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
Get the The Chinese roachmug. Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.
by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014
Get the Chinese Candymug. Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!
by Robin Masters January 19, 2011
Get the Chinese Chilimug. When you tape you peehole shut and jerk off so the cum builds pressure in your dick and it all explodes out like a waterfall.
by Thikyboi December 18, 2019
Get the Chinese Waterfallmug. "I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "
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by Dick L. December 14, 2013
Get the chinese glassesmug. by mudkip124 February 10, 2014
Get the chinese applesaucemug.