April 17 2005 

if your bday is on this day you have the biggest dick and unlimited money

petal - whens your bday?
glor2k - April 17 2005

petal - 😱
glor2k - ❓

April 17 2005 by glor2k business associate January 4, 2023

November 17 

Grab a boob day ladys on November 17 let everyone whos name starts with a D,E,A,N,Y,M grab your boob and make their day

Girl: what the fuck why did you grab my boob

Boy: its November 17 boob grabbing day thats why now let me grab again

November 17 by Dream 😵🔫 October 30, 2019

stage 17 

A brilliant but ultimately futile effort. Background: Refers to Stage 17 in the 2006 Tour de France. In this stage Floyd Landis made a brilliant ride to win the stage but ultimately was disqualified for doping.

He stage 17ed last night. Stayed up till 2am, wrote 20 pages, but ultimately got a D on the project.

stage 17 by Eric and Robin Flamm August 15, 2006

November 17 

People born on this day have a massive penis 7 to 11 inches

Wow your boyfriend is born on November 17 he must have a big dick

November 17 by Giant cock daddy 42069 November 13, 2019

January 17 

On January 17 u have to grab a boys cock and he may grab something of yours so beware 😉

boyHey it’s January 17 girl So Boy go on 😉. girl ok grabs cock and boy slaps her ass

January 17 by Kylie ❤️ January 16, 2020

May 17

The worlds dumbest bitch was born. She’s also a hoe

Damn she was born on May 17th I gotta blast then pass.

May 17 by Bipitybopityboo October 18, 2019

floyd 17 

When one pulls of a task/feat that is otherwise unexpected. A reference to Floyd Landis during stage 17 of the 2006 Tour de France

Dude, did you see that asshat Marcus bag that super hot chick last night? What a floyd 17! I thought he'd never get laid.

floyd 17 by Hanex Gerbeno October 14, 2006