heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

tinkle nut

An acorn in a bed of har is all your gonna see down there.

Chad pissed on his balls again! What a fucking tinkle nut.

by @therealthiccolascage December 16, 2022

Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs

I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper

by Verysloppywaffle April 14, 2021

No Nut November (NNN)

This is a month where all men and women will partake in a challenge to basically not orgasm through the whole of november. If the participants make ends meet, then they have the power to participate in DDD (Destroy Dick December)
Or DGD (Destroy Genitals December) for both the genders

Male 1: bro No Nut November (NNN) will be so hard! I can't simply just leave all my porn servers for this month!
Male2 : you want your friends to shun you out!

Male 1: FUCK YOU! -whips out dick and starts wanking-
Male 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

by fuck liam luyahan November 1, 2022

Nut

1. An edible thing, quite hard
2.Ejaculation
3.Penis and testicles

"These Nuts taste so good"
"I just nutted to this video on PornHub"
"I really hurt my nuts"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Busting a nut

When the butler gets in trouble for answering the door because it was chicks in bikinis not dudes in boardies.

The dudes have Busting a nut inside their family home and allowed the nut to leavewith thd stolen items peacefully

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Nut

Warm white stuff that comes out when you see naked men.

Max: "Look, my g finna bust a nut"

Dylan: "omg imma lick it off his tiny balls"

by Supereggman September 17, 2022