penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017

Penis

The penis is a large shaft which is supposed to be placed in your mom, she usually enjoys it when you're her stepson

Hey stepson, wheres that fat penis of yours

by Big_cheese-balls.ca June 12, 2023

penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.

Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!

by shmoodaism June 6, 2022

wills penis

3.8 inches

wills penis

dang that’s small mate

wills penis

by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 23, 2020

Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."

-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."

by 0theFool July 27, 2021

Penis

Yours is small

Your penis is small

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Penis

A male organ used to Cumblast mostly black women to white wash their ass and quit being such a ho.

White bro 1 I cumblasted shanequa Williams last night with my penis she cleaned it all up.
White bro 2 Williams? Damn, no homo I cumblasted her mom last night also.

Both white bros together: bro, we should touch tips.

by Spunkfunk August 16, 2023