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dont take my penis 

To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.

To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
Hey dont take my penis man, i want to fuck Tiffany this afternoon. Around 2 o'clock. please

Dead bear penis 

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.
Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.
Dead bear penis by Not my real name September 20, 2015

tic tac penis 

A really small dick that could only please an ant
Yeah my boyfriend barny we had sex for the first time and then I found out that he had a tic tac penis eewewwwwww
tic tac penis by shakakajklmao February 26, 2017

grandfather cock butthole penis 

omg grandfather cock butthole penis very interesting .-.

Adam Sandler Penis 

A circumcised penis.

Most men in the Muslim world, Israel, and the USA have an Adam Sandler penis.
It’s really unfortunate that most men in the USA, Israel, and Muslim countries have Adam Sandler penises.

whale penis 

Someone or something that is very annoying.
whale penis by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006