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folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
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farting snake

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.
by pentozali October 5, 2011
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fart

hi
you farted you little poopyou farted you little poop
by "EWWWWWWW!!!!!!" April 10, 2023
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sparky fart

It's a mostly loud grimy sounding fart, typically slightly painful but oddly pleasant, defined as being sparky bc it's Extreme well could spark a metal chair coming out.
Oh sorry man, i ate bad Chinese and now i have them sparky farts.
by Mcrghostmememer January 8, 2023
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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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T-fart

A T-shirt with a hidden message of unloving indifference, usually wore by a fashion victim whore. Usually the belly is shown.
"See you never, my mean clever", was your t-fart after we painfully broke up. I just wanted to die. But the t-fart was so awful that I also wanted to laugh out loud.
by Hanssingqueen August 8, 2022
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Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021
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