Al-Quds Bard College

Arkham Asylum for People Who Live in The West Bank

-"I'm enrolling in Al-Quds Bard College!"
-"Forgive me for I have missed your Jonkler tendencies"

by GriftThatThrift June 10, 2025

British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case

Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that

by nugzda51st July 6, 2025

London American City College

(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”

“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”

by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025

calm cool and collected

someone who does not fall for rage baits easily

Julia is not calm cool and collected because she falls for rage baits easily.

by the tree on the side of thecar July 22, 2025

Faringdon community college

A school in faringdon full of y7 chavs and little shitheads who parrade around like they are the dick of the bull,every corner smells of weed along with the numerous drug dealers in the school everyone is either a shot eating council house benefit recieving multiple kid having sket or a weird animal loving asshole i went there and now im in a drug rehab after being sold numerous amounts of heroin and fentanyl in history by the school bop im on the street waiting outside the school gates for my year 8 girlfriend

Guy1: where did you go to school
Guy2:fcc
Guy1: dude i didnt know you were from bangladesh
Guy2: im not
Guy1:same conditions

“Faringdon community college” definition: foccused commited caring

by Suhmahdih September 6, 2025

Like A White Collar Hug

When you are trying to sell your business services, the feeling you try to convey so your prospect is comfortable working with you AND comfortable telling their bosses why they chose you over your competitors.

JB: You are perfect for them! Listen, show the owner you have worked with firms exactly like hers, with the exact same problems and timelines.

She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.

Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.

BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

Xavier Catholic College

A high school "College" which is based near Albury, known for being on the local news occasionally. A shitshow for students. Students joke about this school and are excited to get out.

Oh, I used to go to Xavier Catholic College, what a shitshow

by mitchellj3 October 25, 2025