Ur mom gay

Insult

Charlie: Ur mom gay
You:No u
* Charlie dies
Billy: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
* Billy dies

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Ur Mom

An insult that most people use if they don't have a comeback for an insult.

Bully: You look like a crippled snake hybrid, who lost their arms in a car crash.
Person: ur mom

by The Definition Pro 😎 September 18, 2023

ur mom

the ultimate insult you can't hide...

guy1: yo
guy2:ur mom
guy1:AAAAAAHHHH (fades out of existence)

by anonymous September 21, 2023

your mom

her skirt was very short last night

I like the way your mom was laying on her bed

by 1/;ss September 23, 2023

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

MoM

MoM Stands for Maidens of Magica.
(Maidens of Magica)

Hey man, do you want to play MoM tonight?
Yes ofcourse! Maidens of Magica is my favourite game!

by Richard43242 September 27, 2023

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023