farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Fart Boxx

Is a homosexual term for asshole

Hey, why don’t you come over here and let me “tongue punch” your fart box

Come over here and let me take a look at your fart boxx

by Clay-Doh D!! September 27, 2024

Chong Fart

The nickname of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star Gavin Leatherwood. Even though Wikipedia lists his ancestry as ''mostly of Irish with Native American, English, Spanish and Welsh ancestry,'' one has to admit that he indeed resembles a PSY-esque K-pop fuckboy.

In addition to the aforementioned resemblance, if one attempts to pause the show at any moment Chong is on screen, one would feast one's eyes on a pseudo-flirtatious wrinkled forehead that reminds one of an unpleasant session on the toilette during a diarrhoea episode that every person is so accustomed to.

Thus, the nickname Chong Fart.

Shut up Nicholas, you Chong Fart!

by Suka Gebly October 20, 2024

Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.

Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Lost fart

Used to describe someone who seems confused, disoriented, or out of place.

For example, someone "wandering around like a lost fart" might imply aimlessness or lack of direction.

by DM08 November 22, 2024

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards

Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod

by MoistMustard November 23, 2024

Chainsaw Fart

A type of fart that mimics the sound of a running chainsaw.

“Bro I have to fart.”
“Gotta let a chainsaw fart out.”
“Bro this one gonna sound like a construction site fr”

by big stinky cat November 26, 2024