dis nut

The singular version of deez nuts.

What's dis?

Dis nut. Not bofa dem.

by Definitively Cool December 2, 2023

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Phantom nut

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis

Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Deez nuts

the tensticels in a funny way

Guy1:deez nuts
Guy2: kill you're self

by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023

Ghost nut

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!

Ghost nut!

by Jsospofi April 6, 2023

Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.

"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."

by Noctone April 7, 2023

Butt nut

a white substance that comes from a males butt

there was butt nut dripping from his leg

by Edac$ definition April 7, 2023