Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a joke made about someone's testis. It has many variations and can be said in many ways, however the best effect is created when paired with words ending with letter "D".

Do you know SawCon. SawCon deez nuts!

by Mjan October 31, 2022

Nut house

A place where they keep people like you. That's nuts!

I got sent to the nut house when I was 5. That's where I met Taylor Swift!

by SomeonewholikesYES. March 28, 2024

bust a nut

To cum quite eloquently and quite sizeably.

" Oh my god Jacob I'd never thought gay sex would make me bust a nut so fast!"

by BigBomboclat November 28, 2023

Joe Nuts

funny Joe mama joke haha

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely

by hello hi hello August 6, 2024

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly awesome, or just straight-up mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

No nut november

There are two vertions of this challenge. Originaly the individual can have sex with his partner, bur he can't masturbate for the whole month of november.
There a new version who take litteraly the name of the challenge , so you can't "bust-a-nut" (ejaculate) even if you have sex with your partner.

There is untold rule in the original version: "if you fail the no-nut, pegging it's what you got". This rule was ignorate for the too many failing, but tecnicaly it's still valid.

A:"oh man, i failed the no nut november!"
B"now your girlfriend has to fuck your ass, man!"

by URBAN A November 3, 2018