My tonuge wants more but my stomach dosent

When you are eating something that you like but your full and you want more but youre full

Grandma-Alex why arent you eating its your favorite
Alex-My tonuge wants more but my stomach dosent
Grandma-A ok then

by Someoneurban February 23, 2021

2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

Flutter Tonguing

A sexual technique wherein two women 69, and use their tongues heavily.

Last night Carol came over, and we started flutter tonguing. It was amazing!

by MuffMuncher66 March 11, 2021

Snake tonguing

When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.

“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”

by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021

Dual Tongue

When you have two tongues instead of 1 and the second one is pointy and 20 ft long and makes you growl and eat stuff.

Guy 1: That guy is Dual Tongued!
Guy 2: HAHAGRRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRR

by W Rich January 19, 2021

THE TONES

Take me down to the basement fill the buckets with cheeseeee

Cat"The tones"

Sam"huh'"
Cat"The tones"
Sam" You keep on saying THE TONES but I still have no idea what THE TONES means"

by chocolatebanana07 January 20, 2021

adam toney

Someone who eats pizza everyday

I didn't order pizza today I went and bought one from Kroger but tomorrow I'll order 2 more because I'm Adam Toney.

by Blakmeatonurface March 19, 2021