smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

licking nuts

When you lick the flavor off of your nuts
Could be from trees or other,depending on situation

She sat down after the call, and started licking nuts

by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017

i’m nuts

being nuts is another way of saying cool or just too good at something.

i’m nuts

also use

she’s nuts, he’s nuts, their nuts, we’re nuts

by i’m nuts January 26, 2023

Nut Gut

A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.

Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.

by RealTalkGirl2020 March 8, 2020

Nuts

When you say someone is nuts, you mean they are so ridiculous even to the point they don't realize this themselves. These people may not be aware of how crazy and extreme they come off to others either in how they talk about themselves, or their behaviors.

See that girl over there? I bet she doesn't know she looks like a fool talking like that. She's completely nuts and I feel bad for her family members. Sit down.

by nightcode7 September 29, 2019

Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

Nut

1. (noun) A seed that has an edible interior and a hard shell

I ate a nut yesterday.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025