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New Yearsy

Being very drunk or intoxicated, such as you would be on New Years. Not feeling like your normal self due to a large amount of alcoholic beverages.
Grant: How are you feeling? You look a little out of it.
Erica: I'm a bit new yearsy I just got back from a great party.
Grant: I'm quite new yearsy myself.
by wgjgroupie February 20, 2011
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New Mexico Strawberry

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.
Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry
by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022
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New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.
Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!
by Bagel aids July 17, 2022
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New york hairdue

The act of a male cuming in a female's shampoo and them useing it without knowing
I did a New York Hairdue on her... She never knew
by Liamisfat January 22, 2025
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New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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