Brown Sauna

Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.

i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...

by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019

Brown Snow

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.

That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.

by ReggieWillMake December 11, 2021

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

Brown tipping

When you are about to poop your pants, and you feeling just starting to come out of your rear

I am rushing to pick up Sarah and get home because I am Brown tipping !

by jiggly pugin May 06, 2017

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.

by SandraWee September 10, 2022

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pierre a French Brown in the bathroom of the Blue Bottle on Beverly in WEHO.

by SandraWee September 10, 2022

french brown

A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.

Bill: "Was she into any wierd stuff?"

Jamie: "Yeah she made me give her some french browns."

by Jakeensmorck February 24, 2018