fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter

mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard

by fart bastard July 22, 2022

pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.

Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!

by bigblacklady(bbl) May 3, 2024

French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

by Nin2 October 5, 2023

Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.

"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."

by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019

bologna fart

when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.

She looked at me and out came a bologna fart

by itzReadyy August 12, 2024

fart

something that smells real nice :) (extremely amazing) <3 enjoy farting loves

“That farts is SO good”
- “I know drool”

by fartsalot May 21, 2021

BBW farts

Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.

I could not stand his BBW farts

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023