monkeyfly 

A person with a massive head, red beard, and acts similar to goosemonkey. see goosemonkey

Billy Hayes. That monkeyfly was getting on my nerves by not multi-tasking and ignoring me when I speak.

monkeyfly by Cisco Rey January 9, 2008

monkey bumbles 

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.

That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.

monkey bumbles by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008

monkey rubber 

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

monkey rubber by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008

MonkeyBoy

1. Munki is a weird fruit cake that gives everyone to many chances.

2. He often goes by the name of 'Joshy the slave.'

3. This particular 'Munki' has a fascination with E-faces. If he wasn't so adorable and addictive. You would smack him.

4. Little kids liek to frail and prance around the Munkiboi. His hormones are strangly fucked up.

5. Munkyboi is also a weirdo that enjoys texting 'mothers' and is into OLDER WOMAN.

-There is no example explainable...You will just have to seek a MonkeyBoy out. Then find out for yourself-

MonkeyBoy by Steve The Tranny August 8, 2008

[monkey plugger] 

a person who only fornicates black people

dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks

[monkey plugger] by professor anthony hidalgo August 11, 2008

Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.

Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.

Monkey Bonus by Awesomeman123 October 3, 2008

Monkey 

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)

Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.

Monkey by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008