Synthetic Water

Water created by combining hydrogen and oxygen, rather than extracted from natural sources—the ultimate synthetic product, because it's identical to natural water but costs way more to make. Synthetic water is what astronauts drink (recycled from everything) and what desert cities dream about (if they have unlimited energy). The chemistry is trivial: burn hydrogen in oxygen, collect the water. The economics are brutal: it takes energy to make hydrogen, energy to burn it, and the resulting water costs many times more than just collecting rain. But for places with no rain—space stations, Mars colonies, arid regions with deep pockets—synthetic water is the only option. It tastes exactly like regular water because it is regular water, just with a much higher price tag and a better origin story.

Example: "The Mars colony ran on synthetic water—made from atmospheric carbon dioxide split into oxygen and combined with hydrogen imported from Earth. Every glass represented years of engineering and millions of dollars. The colonists drank it reverently, knowing it was the most expensive water in the solar system. It tasted like water, which was the whole point."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Nyash Warrior

A person who loves booty and may often sacrifice their own wellbeing in the pursuit of bigger and bouncier cheeks to, amongst other things, play with. Oftentimes, they can be activated like sleeper agents if you loudly announce the word 'nyash' or 'gahdamn', at which point they will complete a full 1km, 360 degree scan of the surrounding area to locate the nyash. If there is nyash, they will admire it and store a 4K visualisation in their mind for the rest of their life. If there is no nyash, they may lose control and begin to brutally beat the announcer to death with their bare hands. Yes, nyash is that serious.

Luke: I'm a nyash warrior. I'll die for nyash.
Jumbei: NYASH!
Luke: *rapidly scans the surroundings for the location of aforementioned nyash.

by dogfucker71893 March 9, 2026

Mississippi Water Valve

The act of twisting a persons penis until they either pee or start bleeding

"Yeah my girlfriend and I tried the Mississippi water valve last night! I almost couldn't make it!"

by drawlnutter30201 March 13, 2026

Still water

When the movement of water not available.

“ What is still water?” “Still water is when the movement of water isn’t available.”

by Pinkpie13607 March 20, 2026

CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.

Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."

by SonyBravia February 8, 2025

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025