Definitions by dogfucker71893
Nyash Warrior
A person who loves booty and may often sacrifice their own wellbeing in the pursuit of bigger and bouncier cheeks to, amongst other things, play with. Oftentimes, they can be activated like sleeper agents if you loudly announce the word 'nyash' or 'gahdamn', at which point they will complete a full 1km, 360 degree scan of the surrounding area to locate the nyash. If there is nyash, they will admire it and store a 4K visualisation in their mind for the rest of their life. If there is no nyash, they may lose control and begin to brutally beat the announcer to death with their bare hands. Yes, nyash is that serious.
Luke: I'm a nyash warrior. I'll die for nyash.
Jumbei: NYASH!
Luke: *rapidly scans the surroundings for the location of aforementioned nyash.
Jumbei: NYASH!
Luke: *rapidly scans the surroundings for the location of aforementioned nyash.
Nyash Warrior by dogfucker71893 March 9, 2026
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