Penis

A wrinkley mushroom

Justin: yo dude! Did you see that massive penis?

Mark: yoooo dude that was a massive dong! I hope it's edible

by _b7ssy April 9, 2021

Penis bribery

Promising sexual pleasure for personal gain.

You're using penis bribery to go on this trip.

by Likwid541 November 21, 2018

penis drop

The final drop of cum after busting a huge load.

My girlfriend forgot to wipe the penis drop I left on her face.

by Shayan17 May 23, 2018

Penis

A holy artifact found 500 AD by father Frederick Michael IIV. He used it very often and recommended it to every God fearer. He claimed it healed the broken and made the hateful experience love.

"Did you bring your penis to church?"
"Don't forget to use your penis every night son!"

by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022

Penis

Too small to see it in your fat body

"that mans penis is so small!"

by arandompersonnotamurderer March 29, 2022

penis

the male unit

woh he has a big penis

by bfbgbl February 3, 2023

penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

by anonymous August 6, 2021