driving finger 

As opposed to the previous entry, this involves actually using a single finger to control the wheel, while you have the cell phone in the palm of your hand, and the other hand is either texting or dialing-- or seaching for the next song to play on the Ipod.

Johnny was using his driving finger to slip through traffic effortlessly, as he texted love notes constantly to his slut du jour.

driving finger by politicalsanity October 10, 2008

Five finger discount 

Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.

George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.

Five finger discount by webdings July 10, 2008

Four Finger dig 

Wipe your ass with a four finger scoop of the hand.

Homie, i ran outta toilet paper and had to four finger dig it.

Four Finger dig by Etman November 9, 2006

3 Fingered Bandit 

A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.

"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.

3 Fingered Bandit by T.P.. February 4, 2008

blow finger 

The act of inserting a finger in to ones own anus, stiring it around, removing it, placing it 18" from your opponent and then blowing accross it.

Its like getting hit in the face with a bag of shite

I gave my girlfriend a blow finger last night, the dirty bitch puked all over me!

blow finger by Unworthy1 May 3, 2005

twazzle finger 

somebody who likes to finger twats/vaginas
hence the term
OR
they are a twazzle finger because their fingers smell of cum etc.

-extremly crude, i know.

"oh dude! *smells friends fingers* oh holy shizzz since when did you become a twazzle finger?!"

twazzle finger by .x.-Kiran_C-.x. January 24, 2008

fingerdip 

When you accidentally dip your finger into poop when cleaning yourself after going to the bathroom.

Yesterday I had a fingerdip so bad I couldn't stop washing my hand for 10 minutes.

fingerdip by George Ruiz December 22, 2007