The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

The Justin Hamill Effect

The effect where everything you own seems to break or become ruined.

A: Dang dude my air fryer is broken and it’s very dirty
B: That’s the Justin Hamill effect for you

by Dickinson13 July 2, 2023

The SoundCloud effect

When the sound is louder, the music is better, and you can skip the ads with airplane mode.

“Why is this music better?” Because of the SoundCloud effect.

by lilkitten11211 July 4, 2023

The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

by Lectoex July 9, 2023

The cam effect

to be under the “cam effect” is when you find yourself either thinking, behaving, changing, or evolving because of Camri.

My friends told me that they noticed major improvement on how I act, and asked me how I did it. I told that it was because of the cam effect.

by smartman12345678999 July 12, 2023

The Catnip Effect

The Catnip Effect is a type of mind altering effect that can cause the brain to start hallucinating and start grunting randomly. It also supposedly gives your eyes to see the world in a 1970s themed spiral color art. I don’t know why. Don’t ask questions.

Look Marie! John is in the middle of the Catnip Effect!

by LunaticUrban July 15, 2023

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023