catch your short 

asking someone if you can have the last few drags off the cigerette they are smoking.

Oh now, let me catch your short.

catch your short by prison linguist June 2, 2004

Catspeak 

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.

Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.

Catspeak by Anonymous B. Tard May 2, 2007

catlock 

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

catlock by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008

catfrican american

Another name for a black cat

It is considered to be bad luck for a catfrican American to run out in front of your car

catfrican american by Monty burns alot September 14, 2017

Catesexual 

Attraction to Cate Blanchett

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual

Catesexual by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

Cats

the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.

Cats by MyBigFatBoobs January 24, 2020

Catching Splinters 

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

Catching Splinters by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009