Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.

Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...

by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022

Blue-raspberry

An explanation or excuse for something that seems unreasonable, unrealistic or just plain half-assed but is still accepted (like how blue raspberries don’t really exist but it’s still a common flavor).

“My sick note was so blue-raspberry but Mr Johnson let me sit out of P.E anyway- he just doesn’t give a shit”

by LI0NESS April 1, 2024

Blue Tiddies

When you part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee so no one gives them any love.

Julie: Adan do your tiddies fart?
Adan: bitch you know I’m flat
Julie: damn too bad. I got some big juicy succulent Bahama mama phat tiddies.

Adan: guess I got blue tiddies :/

by Indie pt.2 May 7, 2021

Blue chesus

Better than a soft chesus

At least he is a blue chesus not a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021

blues

Assuming you're getting the real thing; "Blues" actually come in different colors/have different imprints. Like many prescription drugs, different drug companies make the same product. However, the most popular colors for "blues" AKA 'Roxy's' are blue and white. The active ingredient in these pills is OXYCODONE. All are the same size and shape. The actual blue pills have what resembles some sort of a "check mark", or weird looking letter "V" symbol on one side. On the other side of the blue pill is a straight line down the center, with the number 48 to the left of the line and the number 12 on the right side of the line. Blue pills DO NOT have an "M" anywhere on them... The white pills have a capital letter "M" inside of a square on one side (AKA 'The M Box') and the other side has a line with the number 30 above it. 30 representing the 30mg of oxycodone it contains. Unlike it's big brother OxyContin, or its little sister; Percocet, (which active ingredients are also Oxycodone Hydrochloride) "Blues" are IMMEDIATE RELEASE 30MG OF OXYCODONE. While OxyContin production has changed (due to the opioid epidemic) some of its doses far exceed the amount of Oxycodone in "blues". However, it's always been advertised and designed to work as an extended-release pain killer. Thus, you can't just take it orally and get super high in a matter of minutes the way you can with "blues." While Percocet normally has less than 30mg per tablet but is not immediate release.

Friend 1: got blues?

Friend 2: nah but my boy does... he just got his script filled.

Friend 1: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got paid. if you hook me up, I'll get you a couple.

Friend 2: SWEETNESS! I'm texting him right now. Within an hour we'll both be totally euphoric.

by BillyMia February 2, 2025

Blue Anon

A bunch of far left-wing Democratic Socialists who use Twitter every second of their lives to tell people who disagree with them to die. Blue Anon spreads information that has lots of missing context and information to push ridiculous ideologies.

I was attacked by Emily (She/Her) BLM ACAB, she’s definitely a part of Blue Anon

by Rentinador March 10, 2021

Blue Waffle

A derogatory name for a homewrecking blue haired woman from Ipswich.

Do you know Blue Waffle? Oh that whore from Ipswich.

by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2023