The One Eyed Monkey

Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.

My And My Dylan Flanagan Josh Arista And Pat Oliver Have Done The One Eyed Monkey Have You?

by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 2, 2009

no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!

Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

by Starchylde July 4, 2016

One time for the homie DJ screw

A phrase that is often used by jay from the kubz scouts which I think deserves a definition

hit it again One time for the homie DJ screw

by arik_builtlikeaman July 29, 2021

no fucks should be given, no, not even one

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.

After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

by Starchylde June 20, 2016

Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

by satchmo April 26, 2005

They talk about my one taps

Adil Benrlitom aka ScreaM started working with Finalmouse to create his own mouse called "ScreaM One." They made an ad for that mouse which was featured in the big CS:GO Major MLG Columbus. When Adil said the line "They talk about my one taps", it quickly became a huge meme in the CS:GO Community.

1.
xxx_NoScoper_xxx: Yo that was an awesome shot bro!
ScreaM: Well what can I say? They talk about my one taps

2.
ScreaM:

People, they know me as the headshot machine
They know me from the highlights they see
They know me from the matches they watch
They talk about my one taps

by AmoRami June 22, 2016

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022