blue haired mom

A MILF to a crip member

"Damn that's one fine blue haired mom"a

by Pussay420 May 26, 2017

Ur mom

So fat ass person who takes your dads money all the time and sleeps

Hey kid, Ur moms gay.

Ur mom, HAHAHA

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 2, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom is the person who gave birth to you. Who says she loves you (possibility). AND WOULD "D!E" FOR U.

Ur mom has a mental problem so you must watch her 365-24-7. FOREVER!!!!!

by Beluga_UwU123 April 22, 2022

mom stan

usually used in kpop.

when a young person makes a lighthearted joke about something and an old person/some loser comes in a polices it and finds it unfunny because they’re incapable of knowing what new tech humor is.

normal person: i’m gonna beat the shit out of *idol name*...

mom stan: that is absolutely not funny, delete it rn.

by baekhyuncanrunovermewithabus October 25, 2020

Mom Talk

When a female starts talking to you like a mother in a disappointed tone like they’re trying to get get information out of you while staying calm.

“Bro that girl just gave me a mom talk and now I want to call her mommy”

by TheMasterDiguiser November 22, 2023

your/mom

your/mom is a set of pronouns used by someone who has a scat kink

That person uses your/mom pronouns, the must have a scar kink!

by IllllIIIIlIIIlllllIII August 1, 2021

your mom

A dumbass reply to a question. Everyone thinks that it is cool, but really, it is super dumb.

Person 1: "Hey whatcha bring for lunch?"
Person 2: "Your mom".
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lolitisme November 25, 2018