friend 

a friend is someone you should be able to trust but can't because they are constantly stabbing you in the back and are always mad at you. And no matter how much you want to get away from them you jus can't because they would like to see else then for you to get hurt and everyone to stop liking you. A friend should be someone you can turn to and trust yet most completley turn on you and dont care about you or how you feel because they are completley self centered and their goal in life is to see you unhappy.

My friend is a complete loser and i cant stand her because all she wants is attention and could care less about me and jus can't wait to see me unhappy.

friend by fruit of the loom April 16, 2004

friend-in-law 

A friend of a friend (like on facebook) that's not actually friends with you but you have to hang around with them anyway.

"Do we have have Dave here, he's a massive twat"
"Yes we do! He's your friend-in-law now"

friend-in-law by Felix da Pope October 3, 2011

Girl Friend 

Whinny,crazy,obessive females. Your better off with a puppy!

Dani! (ME!)

Girl Friend by homeslice February 28, 2004

friendcation 

When a person takes a vacation from a friend. This could be because the other friend is having a mood, life change, etc. Or because that person needs a "break" from the friend.

Julie has been having severe mood swings ever since she broke up with her boyfriend. I'm tired of being targeted, so I'm taking a friendcation.

friendcation by ebonyblu March 12, 2011

Gay best friend 

A straight man who tries to appeal towards women by being feminine and simply acts as if they were gay. They think they’re hot shit because they can get hugs and are referred to as things like “twin” , or “bestie”. Gay best friends think that by completely emasculating themselves and looking like a complete tool they can get some. Most Gay best friends end up surviving solely off hugs, hand holding and hair braiding.

Myles: Dude did you see the video of logan wearing that girls earrings and friendship bracelet.

Diego: Ya, he’s a gay best friend. What do you expect.

Gay best friend by Jason pual 06 April 29, 2019

friend of bob 

A person who insists on getting his educational assistance from BOB (Back of Book).

Bob is not friendly to me or my invisible companions at all!

friend of bob by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend

International day of nudes from a girl friend

Guy: You know what day is today?
She: No, what day is?

Guy: Is 25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend
She: What?
Guy: You are supposed to pass me your nudes
She: Oh, ok!

25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend by unitato.unitonto July 25, 2019