A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.

"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.

processed cheese by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024

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Blue cheese

When a white girl has a yeast infection and wants you to eat it

I heard Enrique Rodriguez likes girls with blue cheese

Blue cheese by Iziai Rodriguez January 10, 2024

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Faucet Cheese

"Faucet cheese" is a term used to describe cheese dispensers designed to dispense liquid cheese. These dispensers typically feature a faucet-like mechanism that allows users to easily pour or drizzle liquid cheese onto their desired food items. This term is commonly employed in casual conversations or within the context of snack bars, concession stands, or venues where such dispensers are used to enhance the flavor of various dishes like nachos, hot dogs, or pretzels. The term playfully combines the concept of a faucet, a device for controlling the flow of liquid, with the cheesy nature of the substance being dispensed.

At the snack bar, Tim exclaimed, "I feel like a cheese artist with this faucet cheese! Move over, Picasso, I'm about to create a masterpiece on these nachos!"

Faucet Cheese by Irocz187 January 12, 2024

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Pulling cheese

A statement or action that is crazy, delusional, or wild.

If you get back with your ex you’re pulling cheese

Pulling cheese by The cheese puller January 17, 2024

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