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a browning moment

The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.
As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.
by dsmartas January 28, 2020
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My brown

Your brown is someone you have known for a long time and they have changed your life so much.
Person 1: you’re my brown
Person 2: you’re my brown too <3
by Soxbduaiak April 19, 2023
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Brown Finale

A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.
Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night
Oh really that’s interesting
by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019
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Brown Dragon

This is when you are giving someone, or something, anal. After you finish, you get a lighter, and light your now brown shlong on fire and ejaculate flammable semen. As you do this, you will roar, like a dragon (of course) and proceed to run around, naked
BRO I JUST GAVE STEPHANIE CURRY THE MADDEST "Brown Dragon"
IT WAS SO LIT BRUH
I WOULD DO IT AGAIN DEFINITELY
I HAVE A 12 INCHER OH MY GAWDDD
by xX_Brown_Dragoner69420_Xx July 22, 2021
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Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.
by Smegmid December 24, 2023
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white and brown

Cocaine and Heroin.

When taken simultaneously they're referred to as a speedball.
White and brown for when you're down!
by Internet-Induced-Schitzo October 26, 2022
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