Cum

If u see a fit girl this happens

Sees boobies
*White apears from pants must be cum

by UrmomKID69 May 12, 2021

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.

My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.

by mrvincent May 18, 2021

Cum Bucket

it is where goyang nuts in a 5-gallon bucket, to the brim, and proceeds to drink it. the cum then hardens in his stomach causing bloating, erectile dysfunction, diarrhea, pregnancy and death.

WOAH, is that a Cum Bucket... Lemme drink dat

by Goyang May 19, 2021

CUM BARREL

A meme very similar to cum jar but instead of a jar the container is a barrel.

This Phrase could be used as a war cry or an insult

war cry- Andres: CUMMMM BARRELLL!!!! (proceeds to die)
Insult- Bitch on the street: ugh look at this asshole he's such a cum barrel

Me a few weeks ago: wtf? did someone just call me a cum barrel

by Landon.Marcel May 19, 2021

Cum

White sticky substance that comes out of a mans penis during sex

As I walked into Emily house we immediately started kissing and undressed each other we then ran upstairs and got on the bed. Emily then began to suck my dick I could feel it start to swell up. Then I started licking her pussy and licked out all the pussy juices. After that I shoved my rock hard dick in her little pussy and started having sex. It was absolutely amazing and I was cumming inside of her within seconds we then had sex all night long and I cummed in her Pussy multiple times until it was full. It was a night I’ll never forget

by Hornyyyyyy person May 20, 2021

cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021