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Astro Time

Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.

After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?

E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.

This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.

(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro

"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
by Astro_logical_astrologist November 23, 2021
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time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.
"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."
by angryabbott March 22, 2016
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Time Bleed

The time wasted when you are about to start a task after finishing one.
Mainly this time is used to set up for the upcoming task, or due to procrastination
The key to managing your schedule is to have as less time bleed as possible
by Aryan2712 September 13, 2022
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gone off poopy time

It's poopy time, Jillian Aitken, it will stimulate your bowels, Donal 102, but obviously, Karen Fennessy
by Debskelly1985 January 18, 2024
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Warrant Time

Warrent Time is a phrase used mostly in hood culture it simply means that the cops are close,driving next to them or physically walking up to them
by DankJaycobi May 30, 2018
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Time Bomb

Sitting on the toilet waiting for your explosive diarrhea to come out.
I wonder what Peter ate for dinner, he's in the toilet having another time bomb.
by LeilaSP March 25, 2019
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time in chair

"Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.
Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.
by alkdjnne May 1, 2016
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