Frankenstein That Shit

Frankenstein that shit is when you go to a grave yard, dig up a body and have sex with it until it comes to life and then you yell "IT'S ALIVE!!!!!"

Last night we drove past the grave yard and we totally saw some dude Frankenstein that shit!!! It was really creepy, have you ever heard the screams of the undead?! Yeah it was kinda like that.

by Ahwatukee George May 18, 2008

shit paste

noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).

woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens

by bloblet October 14, 2008

shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.

Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...

by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015

Shit Cunt

Rachel's everywhere

Jess: "Damn that rachel arthur is a shit cunt"

by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016

watermelon shit

A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.

Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.

by XileLord March 12, 2011

Shit tub

made up in my auto tech shop by tim to mean me. a tub of shit. tim is a douche bag.

"hey shit tub" (I look) "tim u douche"

by Bubba December 25, 2004