Double Fisted Penis Pull 

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

Double Fisted Penis Pull by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

Ziyad's Penis 

A peculiar, odd-looking french fry that will eventually invade the face of the Earth with its extraordinary sodium chloridian abilities to attract and kill humans and other species on Earth.

John: oh no, Aliens have arrived and are going to take over the world!
Me: are you sure that's not just Ziyad's Penis?
John: speaking of that, something smells real-l-lly gooood!!

Ziyad's Penis by fitmerightin1234 November 20, 2019

Jimmy, that's not a penis 

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

Jimmy, that's not a penis by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015

bionic penis beams 

n. sperm

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

bionic penis beams by SirLinnell April 13, 2004

Lack Of Penis (LOP) 

Lack of penis is a very serious disease. It is cause when masturbating, but do not ejaculate. It is similar to Blue Balls except LOP is the swelling of the penis. This may seem like a good idea, but keep in mind that if it swells too much, it will lose its nerves, slowly disconnecting itself to your crotchal area. In 5-7 weeks, it will fall off.

Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you'll get LOPs and your willy will fall off!

lack of penis (LOP)

Lack Of Penis (LOP) by Biggie MacDonald February 19, 2011

electric penis 

when one tries fucking an electronic device and gets electracuted through the penis.

Dude it felt like I got an electric penis when i got racked

electric penis by aj101 July 24, 2006

black penis 

As you can see from the other definitions on this page, black penis has been the object of envy of the white man since the dawn of time. Black people's genetic superiority has always evoked a lot of resentment and jealousy from whitey, in fear that their women would not concern themselves with little pink dick after sampling effective BBC. The black male is rightly seen as the epitome of masculinity thanks to their superior genetics and larger than average sexual appendage

Whitey 1: Hey dude, why do Katie and all her friends hang out with Daquan and the rest of the football team
Whitey 2 : I don't know dude bro, I heard they tried big black penis at the last party and they really have no interest in me and the rest of the wiggers anymore.
Whitey 1: Fuck that bro! LEt's just call them mudsharks to feel better about our small white penises
Whitey 2: Lmao Yeah I guess that would help make me feel better about being an inadequate whitey

They both start walking, knowing both well that deep down they are envious and jealous of the genetically superior black penis

black penis by GeneticallySuperiorNigga August 6, 2018