Jimmy, that's not a penis

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015

bionic penis beams

n. sperm

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

by SirLinnell April 13, 2004

Lack Of Penis (LOP)

Lack of penis is a very serious disease. It is cause when masturbating, but do not ejaculate. It is similar to Blue Balls except LOP is the swelling of the penis. This may seem like a good idea, but keep in mind that if it swells too much, it will lose its nerves, slowly disconnecting itself to your crotchal area. In 5-7 weeks, it will fall off.

Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you'll get LOPs and your willy will fall off!

lack of penis (LOP)

by Biggie MacDonald February 19, 2011

electric penis

when one tries fucking an electronic device and gets electracuted through the penis.

Dude it felt like I got an electric penis when i got racked

by aj101 July 24, 2006

black penis

As you can see from the other definitions on this page, black penis has been the object of envy of the white man since the dawn of time. Black people's genetic superiority has always evoked a lot of resentment and jealousy from whitey, in fear that their women would not concern themselves with little pink dick after sampling effective BBC. The black male is rightly seen as the epitome of masculinity thanks to their superior genetics and larger than average sexual appendage

Whitey 1: Hey dude, why do Katie and all her friends hang out with Daquan and the rest of the football team
Whitey 2 : I don't know dude bro, I heard they tried big black penis at the last party and they really have no interest in me and the rest of the wiggers anymore.
Whitey 1: Fuck that bro! LEt's just call them mudsharks to feel better about our small white penises
Whitey 2: Lmao Yeah I guess that would help make me feel better about being an inadequate whitey

They both start walking, knowing both well that deep down they are envious and jealous of the genetically superior black penis

by GeneticallySuperiorNigga August 6, 2018

rooster penis

a rooster with a penis and a silly hat

ryan miller is such a rooster penis

by Bobby A August 8, 2003

milk penis

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.

'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'

by Dr J. Crome May 14, 2006