by Canyon34 February 19, 2021
Get the Penismug. by dsrdakota February 22, 2021
Get the polar penismug. Noun. The male organ that pee and semen comes out of. Always cover it in public.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 28, 2021
Get the Penismug. 
A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.
If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.
by **SMD** May 9, 2025
Get the Penis catfishmug. is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
Get the Erectuilas, God of Penismug. by cowtopus January 9, 2023
Get the Penismug.