Look what the selfie dragged in!

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.

Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash

by daveblack September 16, 2018

What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

What-the-fucking

What-the-fucking is when you bang to some of the wierdest porn on the Internet.

"Ahh man, I and Amy were what-the-fucking for HOURS this weekend. I knew she was perfect but when she asked for that? Put a RING on it!""You're both fucked up, man..."

by Tea-Duh-Veal October 13, 2018

What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.

If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.

by QuacksO March 6, 2024

What ya say?

Hey, what are you up to friend?

*Incoming Call from Person B*

Person A: "Hello?"

Person B: "What ya say?"

Person A: "Nothing much comrade, what you up to?"

by theDudeYouNevaKnow August 11, 2022

That’s what she said

A phrase used only by Michael Scott.

Tbh I can’t use “ that’s what she said “ without using a Michael Scott quote.

by MemesAddict October 29, 2020

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020