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Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
by SporkedOn January 4, 2022
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post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night
Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 23, 2022
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Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies
L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage
by Nightbard March 7, 2021
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gatorade nut

To insert a flacid penis into a Gatorade bottle let it get hard, be unable to get it out, eventually but into the bottle and take it out after becoming flacid.
I highly regret having a Gatorade Nut but would 9/10 try again and would recommend you.
by Gay nigga gangbang December 5, 2019
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Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.
I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/
by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020
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Nuts

Ur nuts are big
by anonymous January 30, 2022
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Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.
Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.
by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012
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