alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

by Vlorg August 19, 2006

Facebook-hot

Facebook-hot is a term used when describing someone who only appears to be attractive on their facebook pictures, but in real life is non attractive.

Steve: I went on a date with Cara last night.
Ron: Cara? Her pro pic is so hot. You're lucky.
Steve: No, actually it turns out that she's only facebook-hot.

by Bub for Bubs September 1, 2011

Hot pocket

A Hot pocket is a white guy that wears a red hat all the time, Who is an asshole

"Hordan is a Hot pocket"

by Khan Mcpoop February 17, 2014

Wendy's Hot and Juicy

1. In the carefree days of 1969, before political correctness reared its ugly head, marketing genius Dave Thomas founded the Wendy's hamburger chain, originally called "Wendy's Hot and Juicy". Dave's enterprise rode this monicker to national fame, but later changed the name to "Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburgers" for undisclosed reasons. Personally, I think it was a bad marketing decision. After all, doesn't "Wendy's Hot and Juicy" conjure up the quaint image of innocent little red-haired Wendy and her hot, juicy merchandise? I bet you're getting hungry just thinking about Wendy's Hot and Juicy.

2. Pussy. How some people get from hamburgers to pussy I'll never know. The world is full of sickos.

Let's go get some of Wendy's Hot and Juicy!

by mohanchous September 25, 2008

chinese hot pocket

Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you

Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket

by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014

hot girl summer

Being a whore and calling it a fun summer.

“oh my god julia your gonna have a hot girl summer”
“i know! i cant wait to fuck anything with a penis!!”

by Dory De’Leon July 6, 2020

Tennessee hot chocolate

A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.

Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.

by PMax February 19, 2009