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Assistant Crack Whore 

Assistant Crack Whores are often mistaken as a step below the typical Crack Whore. But in reality, they are not actual Crack Whores, or even below the Crack Whores. They just assist the Crack Whores and often times are the more cool and legite of the group and just are entertained by the bizarre mannerisms and lifestyle in general that goes along with Crack Whores.
Dad: Buddy pal girl , I'm promoting you to "Assistant Crack Whore". Daughter: W.T.F. ? I can't even be the actual Crack Whore I get to be Assistant Crack Who're?? Dad: Oh no no buddy pal girl. You're not anything like a Crack Whore, you just assist them:)
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Kill the retard, fuck the whore

I think... Uh... I think I got some Oedipus complex stuff going on. I don't know... I'm not a doctor.
Hym "So... I've been getting a lot of questions about the 'Kill the retard, fuck the whore' thing so here's my response: You idiots are referencing the thing that you're doing to me but you really don't seem to understand how it works. So, I'll explain to you it in a way that your malformed and unsophisticated shit-brains can understand. Everyone who sees me does the thing that you are doing. Every time they see me. You follow? You keeping up with this? Ok. So, for a time, everything out of everyone's mouths was some kind of defense or justification for the existence of a mentality disabled retard molestation cult. As you all probably know, that's a total non-starter for me. So I wanted to reaffirm that my stance on the topic has not changed. Kill the retard. Fuck the whore. That shit was annoying and if I ever start a business I will make they days that any one of those people die a holiday and will give my employees the day off. Additionally, some guy told me 'I was right' the other day. I know I'm right! I appreciate the sentiment though. And some people referenced the brothel madam today. Very friendly. But that's neither here nor there. I've already blown past my point. I've already done what I've set out to do I guess so... Yeah... Give me my free money now please. 😐"
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revolving whore door 

The door installed at my brother's house. No sooner does he get rid of one nasty whore, then another equally as nasty whorin' bitch comes waltzing through hoping to latch on to him. Since he's too busy thinking with his penis he doesn't realize it until her it's too late and everyone hates her.
As soon as Tyson got Amy shoved out the door, he turned the revolving whore door back on and in plopped the stupid whores Amber and Faye.
revolving whore door by Tara March 29, 2005

man whore 

male prostitue , see gigolo.
'she was soo desperate she had to go to a man whore'
man whore by indigo-blue July 15, 2008

man whore 

a guy/man who has gone out or liked more than 15 girls
for example "hey how many chicks have you gone out with?"

"umm about 30.."

"...your such a man whore"

or

"you know that guy sheboob? yeh hes such a man whore"
man whore by bonbon08 August 6, 2009

madonna-whore complex 

12 year old girls who aspire to be Madonna & Titney after seeing them swap saliva at the MTA VMA's, then borrow money from their rich non interested parents so they can buy whore outfits at the Gap and become the future skanks of America.
Madonna is a whore. See? Thats not so complex.

man-whore 

One who tells weman what thay want to here to get in there pants
Charles H is the biggest man-whore who loves fucking for food
man-whore by pussy bandit June 28, 2007