Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024

Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

Penis

Something you stick up a pusssy.

Let me stick my penis in you.

by Fuckhardfuckwell December 19, 2017

Penis

in 1920s it was a slang for i am hungry

kid. hey mom penis
mom. okay here in some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

guacamole nigga penis

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature

person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"

by joeishandicapped February 5, 2025