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Rebecca Black 

Also see Justin Bieber.

13 year old (Hurrah for jailbait) from California who's gaining fame for the viral hit pop song, "Friday" (pronounced "Fry Dey" in the song), which reached 13 million views on YouTube within 6 days. (Place your bets for when you think she'll rehab NOW)

The song itself is mostly famous for being so bad and is heavily autotuned. However, autotune magic proved hardly effective in this case, as she still sounds positively atrocious and robotic.

With questionable lyrics that consists of the following verses:

Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday (Partyin')
We so excited
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards

the sheer stupidity of this song had many dumbfounded youtubers crying "Parody!". Alas, it is not but a legit song that you can download on iTunes for 99 cents.

Her growing fame raises a familiar question: what the hell happened to the music industry? We've dealt with Ke$ha. We handled Bieber. But Black? Think about it! From Beatles to Black! This is where we are today in popular music.
I nearly lost my faith with Bieber, but I still believed that there would be the second coming of John Lennon.

But now that Rebecca Black has hit the mainstream, I've completely lost my faith in the popular music industry. Excuse whilst I cry my emo tears whilst listening to my favourite indie band.
Rebecca Black by HickorySmokes April 3, 2011
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triple black 

Referring to a car, triple black means that it has a black exterior, black interior, as well as a black convertible top. Black rims do not count as part of this tri-fecta, and the phrase can only refer to convertibles.
That girl pulled up to the club in a sick triple black bentley convertible!
triple black by ryprtakl July 14, 2009

join the black parade 

To die/kill yourself, taken from the song/album by My Chemical Romance.
"My iPod totally joined the black parade yesterday, and I just got it last month! wtf!"


"I'm going to join the black parade if I fail this test, not even kidding."
join the black parade by kbw October 14, 2008

Rebecca Black 

The girl who wrote the "friday" song featured on tosh.0

Being Rebecca black means you have no idea what makes a good song, and your voice sounds like barbie.
Boy: Can you sing for me?
Girl: *lets out a repulsive plastic sounding screech*
Boy: God! Don't be a Rebecca Black

George Bush doesn't care about black people 

Tyrome: Yo bitch, dat look just like a George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Jyrome: 'eyo son I'm a negro staight up dat white ass boy gonna get popped by Kanye!

Tyrome: FRIED CHICKEN N' HOT SAUCE FO TONIGHT SONNN!

jack black 

1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.
jack black by DiamondSerpant April 6, 2007

flat black 

one of the sexiest colors around
in paint there is a few finishes of the colors, there is gloss, semi gloss, satin, and then there is flat. (there is more, i know there is, but those are the basic)
its a non reflective surface and there is almost no shine to it.
flat black by ben also called a 20 October 18, 2008