Touchy-passy

The act in which you grope someone's ass as they're walking past you

Thing 1: Dude I totally fondled that chicks ass as she strutted past me

Thing 2: Ooo, a touchy-passy

by I'mamotherfucker October 9, 2011

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

athlete passport

an individual electronic record of a professional athlete that contains biological markers of doping and results from doping tests. The record is often used in anti-doping measures by analyzing the variations over a period of time from the athlete’s established levels rather than by actually testing for the presence of illegal substances in the urine or blood. Also called biological passport.

The sports council is preparing a list of athlete passports.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2011

Clipper Pass

When an inmate needs to get a haircut.

Say boss let a nigga get a clipper pass

by scubadilla4545 December 1, 2011

Brownie passover

The act of one person defecating into another's mouth and that person placing the shit into anothers anus and so on

Person: Zack why are you teeth so brown

Zack: I did a brownie passover with stephanie and it wasn't pretty

by dildo shit maker January 24, 2012

Cleveland Pass

Self-administered cocktail of Rohypnol and muscle-relaxants

For his birthday, I gave my husband the Cleveland Pass

by CLE+ May 5, 2012

Sequoia Passage

Running the gauntlet on the way to an empty shower stall in an all-black prison.

Matthew: "Did you hear that Jeremy got incarcerated at the Mississippi state-penetentiary?"

Neil: "Yea, poor guy, I heard he had to take the Sequoia Passage on the first day."

Matthew: "Seriously?! His asshole must be in shambles"

by Bawssey Sauce May 15, 2013