head dick

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company

due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager

by bluebear January 4, 2023

in the dick with the satellite

An object placed or situated at a very long distance from yourself

I can't reach the bottle, it's in the dick with the satellite

by AuthenticName420 April 16, 2023

Kissed on the dick

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.

"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

by Nokitel May 1, 2023

Burrito dick

A slur defining a trans masc genitals

Jessica transitioned and got a burrito dick lmao

by yuumit August 7, 2023

spooky dick

when his dick is so good it scares you

He gave me his spooky dick last night and now I’m scared no one will ever fuck me that good again

by nastygirl3000 August 14, 2023

dick and shorty

Like Rick and Morty dick and Shorty is the alternative thing to say when you want to get out of a conversation that some cringe NPC is basing their entire existence of so you won’t have to deal with them.

Example: hey, did you ever watch rick and Morty? No have you ever watched dick and Shorty?
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)

by ISTILLREMEMBERNAM69 August 22, 2023

Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.

by GregNelson29 September 7, 2023