Zuck

The action of a woman giving a man a nice, wet, sloppy blow job to the point were the man ejaculates so god damn hard that his semen squirts out the tip of his dick harder than water out of a firetruck hose, like seriously he has to cum that hard fellas, so because of that, the cum not only gets lodged into the woman's throat, but also gets all over the woman's face, especially around the lips. And after he is finished ejaculating; and the cum is all over the woman's face and all inside her mouth, she tries to say "Oh fuck that was good", but instead it sounds like "oh zuck that was good" hens the word Zuck.

*woman gives man a blow job, and the man just finished ejaculating like a firetruck hose*

woman: "Fuck your dick is so nice" (fuck sounded like she was saying zuck)
man: "now thats what I call a nice zuck ;)"

by HypeBe4st June 14, 2018

Zack

A big boy who laughs at his own lame jokes, sucks at guitar hero, is a stuck up drama queen, immature with commitment problems and has love deprivation issues. Hates glee but like The Secret Life of an American teenager like a queer. Burps in his girlfriends face and doesn't apologize and eats like a hungry hungry hippo. His elbows are as dry and cracked as a baboon's butt. His feet resemble big foot's; repulsive and full of fungi. He's all around a two faced douche smelling jerk!

Stop being a Zack or I'll dump you!

by krjbfewfb July 1, 2011

Zuckerberg

To kill something and then immediately afterward eat it.

I just squashed a fly.... Yummy! I love it when I can zuckerberg something.

by Kingnanymous October 23, 2011

Zucked

(zuk'd); verb: The act of being deceived by a salesperson into purchasing an astronomically overpriced item, which significantly reduces in value immediately after purchase.

Man, we all got Zucked buying that Facebook stock.

by ryannedestroyerofworlds September 12, 2012

Zack

A young man with a dick shaped head. Zack also enjoys the company of men, especially black. This man also has one of the smallest dicks possible.

Girl: You micro?
Zack: No, I’m Zack
Girl: *Leave bedroom*
Zack: *Turns on his computer*

by TheCatCaller911 August 26, 2018

Zack

A guy with an extremely small penis, is over weight, very unattractive,no sex appeal, and cheats.

Zack: A piece of shit.

by JackTheBiotic August 28, 2014

Zuckerberging

When you eat some BBQ and destroy the bathroom (I mean leaving streaks) fully in preparation for Mark Zuckerberg to follow you up.

"I hope no girls come in after me, because I am zuckerberging this toilet."

by zuckerberger February 25, 2017