Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Yoinky Sploinky

A slang word for Vehicular Manslaughter.
Often used in GenZ Memes.

Ted: Dude I just did a Yoinky Sploinky down the road.
John: TED, WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST RUN OVER 2 CHILDREN?
Ted: yes...

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Yoilan

Ser vivo que tiene capacidad para razonar, hablar y fabricar objetos que le son útiles; desde el punto de vista zoológico, es un animal mamífero del orden de los primates, suborden de los antropoides, género Homo y especie Homo sapiens.

Yoilan es un hombre muy reazonable

by Havi November 20, 2023

yoivanni

A fun, loyal best friend that's very goofy and I'm glad he's my bestie

"yoivanni is the best!"

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Yoidle my doidle

Yoidling my doidle is another way of saying masturbation

.

E.g. That new brazers came out time to yoidle my doidle

by SAVSON December 9, 2023

Yoikes

When you PM a cow and then later find out it was anthrax positive...

"Yoikes that was a bad idea"

by bacillusanthracis February 23, 2026

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.

Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.

You: "I fucking love yoinking the hog!!!"

by Idon'tknowanymore March 15, 2026